Ah, so I see you were either curious as to what was on this page, or you actually read the paragraph at home and were interested in our product. I do warn you, if you didn't read all the paragraph on the home page, you will have missed some vital instructions. So go back and read it.
Anyway, the product we sell is very interesting. At least, it is for a creative person. It is a product that will cause either happiness, sadness, confusion, or cardiovascular arrest. Yes, we checked all the gov. stuff, and we're pretty sure it is legal. The product is made in South Amerikhistan, which is located, well, go look it up if you want to know where it is. Anyway, the product we sell cost $13,234,234,543,346,654.65. As you may guess, there is only one of this product in existence. If you are looking for ordering info, you will have to click on the DO NOT ENTER UNLESS AUTHORIZED BY THE FOUNDATION page.
STOP READING THIS PAGE. YOU HAVE TO VISIT OTHER PAGES IN ORDER FOR ANYTHING TO MAKE SENSE FROM HERE ON!!!!!!!
So, I'm hoping you have read the other pages and then decided to read this. If so, congratulations, D-1243543. If not, then go back and read, you lazy person. you are probably thinking, there's no help page, so I might as well read this. Well, you found the right place. Here, I can give you steps on how to access the number. First, make sure you made no errors while dialing the number. Second, make sure you dialed it exactly 12,000 times. Third, if none of this is helping, then you aren't authorized, but you somehow got past the security. Fourth, I forgot to mention that you need to be in South Africa in order to reach the number. If you've done all of this, than make sure there are no invisible giraffes in the area, as they interfere with satellite communications. And if none of that works, than you may or may not exist. Sorry.
About me.
Now you are curious about me, aren't you? Well ain't that neat? Guess what. I'm southern. I bet you didn't know that. But yes, I was typed somewhere South of North, which also means I'm north of south. Confused yet? Hopefully not, because that means you are not on the bright side. Anyway, My name is ________. Why? Because that's what the programmer named me. So get over it. I don't care what my name is. You can name me if you want, but I'm still superior to you. that is why you are D class. Did you know that you can be A class? You didn't. That's because you don't think logically about the jar. Now that makes no sense. Not even to me. Anyway, back to my info. My age is your age, give or take some, or give or take none. It all depends on how you see it. Now may I ask you a question? My agents tell me yes, whether or not that's the truth. Anyway, my question is, How far south does south go before it becomes north again?
That is a trick question. No human will ever answer it because this website doesn't allow you to give an answer. I like questions. You know why? No, you don't, because you are not as smart as me. I like questions because they have answers. And answers give knowledge. Let me ask you another question. What is the meaning of knowledge? This question I don't know the answer to. Maybe you do. But probably not, because, like I've said previously, I'm smarter than you. By the way, did you notice the picture? You didn't, because you are not creative enough.
Now, I want you to tell me about you? How old are you? Just say an answer before scrolling down.
Wow, that is very interesting. I would have never guessed you were that young. Next question, how did you find this site?
That is a lie. I brought you to this site with the power of other people? LYING IS BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's okay though. I will forgive you this time. Next question. What do you think of my appearance?
You are stumped on this question, I can tell. I'm just text on a webpage. But if you were creative, you would have noticed that there is a picture of me right above this. I have no more questions. But congratulations D-1243543, you have wasted much of your time on this webpage. As a final goodbye, I will show you a picture of a game.
That picture is very creepy. That statue is very unhappy, and would likely kill you if it was real. Don't ask how, or why, just click on the following link if you like horror.
